OK, i have to get back to Incorrect Grammar but I always wonder where the time goes. Each writing section is to be completed after the next poker game, round of cleaning, or meeting with a boa wearing hookers (which, i assure you, is at Ben Affleck levels…. Go ahead and laugh. You don’t have to hear the phone call from my mother. Which is another episode entirely.).
Read Back to Work
The time is 1 pm, the sun is high in the sky, a English muffin egg sandwich is in my belly and the keyboard is in front of me. Sure smells like hump day. I haven’t rapped with my nearest and dearest, best and brightest, both old and new, in a while and feel you deserve the low down on this American NonFiction local.
A story of one night at the buss stop and why L.A. Metro can be the worst thing to ride in the world. But we might be drama queens.
Read L.A. Metro
No one will ever know what really took place on the corner of Pico and Main, except those present. The rest of the population can only gleam facts from the media machine. Fact, Lindsay Lohan was arrested for suspicion of DUI, possession of illegal substance, transporting narcotics into a custody facility, and driving under a suspended license.
Extortion (n) Illegal use of one’s official position or powers to obtain property, funds, or patronage.
“Well yes, if you were to open an account, but there is a 5 dollar fee for non-customers.”
“Why?”
“Well Wells Fargo wants to increase our client base.”
“That’s extortion.”
“Well no, Sir, I would not call it that.”
“Really, what is your definition of extortion?”
“Forcing someone to do something against their will.”
“That is not the definition of Extortion.”
“Well, you asked for my definition.”
“Is English your first language?”
Read Banking Extortion
