
Ian Mcleod, of http://ianmcleod.blogspot.com/, lends his skills to let you know about a controversial American, you should know.
Col. Paul M.A. Linebarger
Made Of Honor
Made of Honor: a film
I’m trying to remember Jeff Large and the CDs he might have left behind when he left Los Angeles. Jeff had a few prize possessions, one of which was the William Burroughs/Kurt Cobain CD “The Priest They Called Him”; which was not nearly as rare as Jeff would have us believe –though it might be rare now. Apparently the CD was recorded with Burroughs reading at one sitting and Kurt playing at a different one. The two performers never met.
I knew I didn’t put enough money in the parking meter and I impetuously attacked the meter maid when we returned to the car and found him putting a ticket under the windshield wiper. I was arrested. Troy drove the car back to my parents’ house (it’s there car) and took a nap on my futon.
Ginny Bridle-Russel
When I hear a liberal blowhard go on about how republicans and the faithful are ruining this country, I know their right. But I also know, the only American Saint is a republican, faithful, and my mother
Ginny Bridle-Russel was born Virginia “Ginny” Bartlett, a direct descendant of Joshia Bartlett, signer of the declaration of independence for New Hampshire. Ginny grew up on the outskirts of Concord, New Hampshire with her sister Nancy, mother Betty and father John. Little is know of those young years, like Jesus, Ginny’s youth is shrouded in mystery. She attended Plymouth State collage and gained in education that would lead to a life mission in child care. She would also meet her first husband, Allen Bridle, on the snow capped campus.
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Bob Dobbs
has faith, when one has belief with a complete lack of proof. From the dawn of time, man has linked himself with a higher power. He observed the heavens and elements. He constructed theories, in the form of moral stories, to give him power over the unknown. Hundreds of religions have spawned from the primordial man and his perception of his environment. Yet there is only one messiah who can be called full blooded American. His name is J.R. “Bob” Dobbs.
Before The Devil Knows You’re Dead: a film
Before The Devil Knows You’re Dead: a film
The first rule of fight club is you must read Fight Club by that guy, who’s last name is intimidating and unpronounceable. I wouldn’t want to mispronounce ‘Chuck Palahniuk’, while trying to impress some girl who has dropped out of community college. I wouldn’t want to fight some 23 year old who, lives with his parents, watches fight club on DVD and walks to his NA meeting –strung out- thinking: “I’ve never been in a fight, I must start a fight soon; I am very impressionable.” That would be a terrible fight to break up. I too, have never been in a fight. I must make sure everyone in my fight club has read the book –so I administer tests beforehand.
After two weeks of fighting, I find a cheat sheet crumpled on the floor. It reads: “met on a nudist beach.” Great. I cannot trust the men I fight.
Hunter S. Thompson
When our society moves past its current greed driven climate, Hunter S. Thompson will be marked as one of the most influential political writer of the 20th century. Hunter was known as a mad capped, chemically imbalanced genius. His image has been massacred by Ralph Stedman, and carbon copied by Dunesberry. His writing propelled Rolling Stone” to the mega magazine, it is today. A stanch opposer to the greed of man, Hunter is known for the venom of his anger. He wrote to become a monkey wretch in the cogs of a corrupt American system.
Dear Jane: Letters to Jane
Dear Jane,
I am the proud parent of a two daughters. I also have a friend “Noel” who I have known for 15 years. Lately, Noel has become a little too friendly toward our 18-year-old, “Bambi.” He gives Bambi money for doing nothing. The first time, he gave her $400 and told her not to tell my wife or me. Of course, our she told her parents anyway. We raise our girls right. When we confronted Noel, he said he felt sorry for Bambi and she was supposed to pay back the loan, so we let her to keep the money to buy clothes.
A few weeks after that, Noel gave Bambi $200 for locks of her long blond hair, so he could sell them over the Internets. Needless to say, her mother and I were very upset. But instead of confronting him again, we gave Noel the cold shoulder, and hoped he would get the message.
About a month later, he sneaked into our home and installed a satellite box in Bambi’s room. When we discovered the box, we asked Bambi where it came from, and she said Noel. The box had been rigged with free pay and pornography channels. We removed the box, gave it back to our ex-friend and ordered him never to come around our kids again. Do you think we did enough?
~Guarding in Glendale
Dear Jane,
Hello, to all my adoring fans on the internet. Jane is back, and I am here to help the people. I receive letters every day. From love notes to questions, I get letters all the time. Everyone seems to want to know some bit of knowledge from the queen of brand labels. Before, I tried to answer every mail and would sit in my local StarBucks to rattle off my sage-like advice with a mocha in hand. However, I was only helping one person, and knew I could do more. I could answer the letters, drink the mocha, and post them here. I would help the world and not get dirty in the peace core. I call that win-win.
Dear Jane,
I am a 29 year old stay at home mom with four kids. Three are my fiance “William’s”, and the littlest is ours . William and I have been together for 9 years.
I am a depressed and have been for many years. I shop excessively and spend all of our money. I don’t know how to stop. Shopping makes me feel good. When I’m depressed I go out and shop. I buy things I don’t need but tickle my eye. I have started shopping online. I feel horrible about it, but it makes me feel so good. William and I have tried everything, including separate bank accounts. Please help, I don’t know what to do.
-Bankrupt in Barstow
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