Happy Friday. It’s TGIF and It’s also TGI-Halloween. Let’s make this fast and dirty so we can move on to the candy and the horror. This is a cop-out of an article, but I present it as “entertainment” in the convention of the list. I’ve got some good excuses to prelude this non-article, therefore offering an actual total of 20 listed items. That’s twice what Letterman offers, and it’s commercial free. Enjoy!
Top 10 excuses for copping out and doing a top 10 list instead of an acutal Indy USA article:
10. Eating
9. Naked
8. On the toilet
7. Vomiting on the toilet while naked….also known as “sick”
5. Traffic
4. Satellite/Network/Internet “act of god”
3. Actual “act of god”
2. It’s my birthday
1. I would’ve totally handled it bro, but I was so getting laid
AND NOWWWWWW…….TOP 10 PEOPLE I KNOW THAT ARE BADASS INDY:
Please note: these are people I actually know and my list is entirely subjective, but nonetheless BADASS INDY. Please reply with your own nominations for consideration in a pending future poll-review article (hint).
10. My termite guy. He kills ‘em dead and it isn’t pretty but it’s totally badass. He has a card. He gives music advice. He is a lot like “Quint” from Jaws, but strung out on DDT.
9. Female living happy and healthy and totally Indy (censored)
8. Dead Male, died on motorcycle w backpack full of dope, also totally Indy (censored)
7. AR Yacht Services
6, Pat @ The Shack
5. Don Chuy (now at 2 locations)
4. Robe Williams
3. Faceticket.com
2. ANF.COM! Of course, but I can’t put them first or I’d lose all credibility.
1. The well-groomed yet choke-chained smiling dogs coming into the dog park that still have their nuts….good for them and all the fertile bitches, too.
Happy Halloween!
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