American Rainbows

Dear American Whipper Snappers,

This year, I will not be voting for President of the United States. My current location is far too uncontested to bloody my vote. California is a liberal state, with its eyes on an Obama prize. Even McCain has given up the Golden State.

However, I will arrive at my local polling station to cast a vote for America. The religious right hope the Uber domination of Obama will lessens voter turn out and provide them with an opportunity to enforce their will over our free land.

Under the mask of organizations, with misleading names like “Americans to Save Marriage,” They spill vile lies in PR campaigns intent to confuse same sex marriage issue with their ignorance. They will be the death of America!

This God fearing lot claim to know marriage but can’t seem to make it work for themselves. They’re a greedy, self serving, pack of Burros, who don’t know their hindquarters for a hole in the ground. The mere thought of their slanted logic, inspires the urdge to eat my star-rimmed hat and regurgitate it back upon them. Their self righteousness would look proper covered in my own spangled banner vomit.

We live in the greatest country in the world and I want to punch Sean Hannity square in the jaw every time he says so. Rome fell because of the narrow minded idiots and we have been cleaning up their messes for over 50 years.

Make no two ways of their intentions, they only seek to enforce their own impotence. They hold up marriage as a golf club membership and see homosexual as Jackie Mason come to turn our golf course into a mini putt amusement park.

The mere notion is a crock pot placed under the outhouse and filled to the brim! They have no claim to marriage and in record numbers can’t make it work. They are the same people who cry out for a need of strong family values.

Why do they then stand against the foundations they claim so vital? Do the words of a good book propel their intentions? The same book to claim the act of Homosexuality as a sin, if you interpret it that way. The same book to claim the ingestion of pork is a sin. Yet, there is no outcry against pork reins and BBQ pits are huge in the bible belt.

Can you pick and choose the traits of your religion? What if the good book was written and shaped into a theology from the greatest civilization of the time? The corruption, take over by Caesar, and the culture of greed are left on the cutting room floor. Anal sex becomes the, present day, center piece. What would you think of a book like that? Would you then take Scientology more seriously?

Is the blissful union of Adam and Steve the picture of Armageddon? The scene of two men in the park, hand and hand, lacks the spite of brimstone vengeance, don’t you think?.

Not to mention, the homosexuals will marry. There are many upstanding American religions who would marry them. The Episcopalians and UU churches would like to strengthen their base with unions of love in the pews.

Freedom of Religion dictates the expression of love. Any blowhard can rant till their red in the face but the gays have the red, white, and blue. Wake up Pentecostals, the gays are here, their queer, and American as Apple Pie!

Until next time, buy an apple for a hobo.
Uncle Sam