It’s Halloween, I should acknowledge the passing of the holiday and will do so with an in-practice guide on how to tell a scary story. As with all my endeavors into the pool of knowledge, I start at Google and work forward. A search for “How to tell a scary story” on the spooky holiday Google image finds a number of links in a matter of seconds, for Google tells me so; which is far scarier in other implications. Christine Mattice gives her tips on terror in a post on Associated Content. She likes to create an ambiance, so turn out the lights and light some candles. Looks like my find at the tea candles clearance sale will go to a good and tax deductible use.
Stupid Corney Joke
So a guy writes me an e-mail. He had a herd of cattle, fallen dead and being cured at the moment. He wrote to find out if I would be interested selling the carcasses on ANF…
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Socialist Scarecrow
The great divide in this country is the definition of common misled myths. We know the evils of talking points and bullet press, but more hideous elements lie in the texts. Take Presidential hopeful McCain. Currently, he touts a line of thought to out Obama as a Socialist.
The Politics of Personal Distraction
Back in the halcyon days of President William Jefferson Clinton, the “politics of personal destruction” were a huge deal. In this year of our Lord twenty-aught-eight, “the politics of personal distraction” is the issue du jour. I’ve done everything I can to distract myself from this race, to no avail.



