Charles is back with the three R’s
Brand Label Society – A Poem
It
is not
about Punk music.
Punk is our past.
We left 3 cord riffs
to Scenesters, Hipsters, and the Elite.
Disorganized Theology
If you are an avid reader of Modern Mythology or a fan of humor theology, you will want to read our suggestions for your holy hep bookshelf.
Love You, You’re a Politician
The American Financial situation is in shambles and Congress says $700 Billion of your dollars will save it. Uncle Sam says “Not on my watch.”
Nights in the Life: My First Mugging
I will never forget the dull gray metal of the tire iron and the Gypsy’s eyes dead locked on me. He was a dangerous breed of Gypsy and you can always tell by the look on their swarthy face. He was a strong arm in the Gypsy mob, unlike the sane members who earn their living on “Breaking and Entering” or selling coke in dive bar bathrooms. His body was a stack of bulk, layers of muscle upon muscle stuffed into a cheap red sweatshirt. He looked as if he could lift a bus. I couldn’t prove the bus, but he could lift me as I heard the sound of my skate skid off down the road.
How To Get A Job: Resume
Winston and Paul walk along the sunlit forest path. The trees are alive with woodland creatures who frolic in the afternoon light and entertain the pair of travelers along their quest up the mountain of Employment. They had a delightful interview with Bob the Park Ranger and they might only need one interview on their trip up the Mountain called Employment but there could be many interviews in their future. Winston knows there are many interviews before employment and remembers to tell Paul about another secret to aid his quest.
Mike Doughty’s Band
Kelly goes to a lot of shows, so she know what she is talking about when it comes to bands. This week, she checks out Mike Doughty’s Band as he brings his own brand of insanity through town.
Night of the Drunk Hepster
It’s not the first straw that breaks the camel’s back. Its not the two mile walk to the bus stop. Its the bus drivers laugh trailed from his window as he flies by the stop you are running towards. In this moment, I hate this man and feel betrayed. My angered emotions feed into his ultimate plan. His object was to leave me with a 45 minute wait for the next bus. Mission accomplished and I start to think he should run the country. He saw the outcome before I began to wave my arms. He held all the cards and gave himself 5 aces. A natural leader, he showed determination by his led foot on the gas pedal. He had no intention of helping out a paying citizen, the mark of a great political leader. He was a world class asshole and would make one hell of a candidate.
War, Inc.
October 14, 2008 marks your first chance to own “War, Inc.” on DVD. We, here at American Nonfiction love the movie and we want you to know about it a month early. Pre-order yours right now and then check out our reasons why. Stop that, reverse that, or don’t.
Volume 2: Food
America got fat in the years of Matt’s absences and he recounts his rediscovery of our dietary ways in his report of state side acclamation.
