Clone, Inc. and William

Life comes with the choices we make on the path of life. William on a stroll around his neighborhood finds a cross road in his life path as he sees the eye friendly logo of Clone, Inc. He can continue on his way or stop into Clone, Inc. for some rest and relaxation. William is a frugal man and keeps himself on a tight budget. Like most Americans, William is already deeply in debt but he makes the minimum monthly payments. What will William do?

If William followed the logic of limp-wristed liberals, terrorists, and wacko citizens, He would opt to continue on his walk. He would have made the wrong choice. He would not have helpped the economy with his purchasing power or helped his local Clone, Inc recreation centers give low paying, mindless jobs to his neighbors. When we make the wrong choice bad things happen and Williams future could be stormy weather.

He could continue on his way and save himself the reasonable price of admission to Clone, Inc. His choice to pass by would lead him in the pathway of 50 homeless vagrants. Their smell is worse than the gutter and their teeth are few and far between. They lean in too close and rap to William about their tale of woo. William would be in a bad mood, He did not allow himself to experience the rest and relaxation of Clone, Inc. He had let himself, his neighbors, and the economy down. He knows subcionsiouly, he had let everyone down and deserves to be surrounded by the stick of homeless. After the 30th bums starts up their con, William snaps. His aggravated low self worth caused by a frugal nature leads to an explosion of violent rage. The vagrants, malnourished and junk sick put up little in the way of a fight and the police mark the aftermath as the most violent crime in history. William would be in police cuffs, thrown into the slammer for life, and becomes the bitch for a number of inmates who pass him around like a volleyball rape victim.

It’s a good thing William chose to go inside Clone, Inc., where he finds our all star, high rated, top ranked recreation center to be state of the art. William has no cash, but all of our outlets except American Beast, the credit tattoo period. With a scan of his American Beast tattoo, William is through the doors and off to chose the weapon of his choice. In moments, William will be in a death battle with one of our many clones. Clone, Inc. has a fully armory for all your inclinations. From long rage firearms to hand to hand melee, Clone, Inc. services all.

We at Clone Inc., understand your need to murder. We all want to be baptized in warm velvet, red blood sprayed from fresh wounds. Life is full of aggravations and all of us need a outlet. Get to your local Clone, Inc. Recreation Center and find the peace of mind legal murder can bring. Remember our family/group discounts, bring the Family, clone the Family, and kill the Family.

Clone, Inc.- a piece of mind in an aggravated world.