“Grandpa pissed his pants again, He don’t give damn.”~Warren Zevon
Warren Zevon proclaims the end of “07, a foul year in the scope of society. Another 365 days forward. A giant leap toward a single global nation for the corporation, by the corporation, and of the corporation. 1984 it ain’t but we are not far off the mark. Our ultimate loss of freedom, while at the same time, the top 20% propagandize the idea of freedom. Freedom of the open road, freedom of the multi-faced brand labels. You can get any kind of hamburger you desire but you can only get hamburger, Baby.
As you have learned, the new year dawned and you can expect more of the same. We are a doomed generation but, boy, we are fun, funny, and everything you would expect from a Irving Welsh novel.
“07, you saw the best of times and the worst of times. Upon my 25th birthday, I stated ever year from then on would be better than the preceding year. To that end, I would have to say “Mission Accomplished”. In the past 365, I have changed coast, coats, and careers.
My tee shirt collection has morphed from decent to damn impressive. There is the addition of the sickle and hammer tee, I got from earwax. The “movin’ on up” tee with Sherman Helmsly’s bust printed in 100 dollar bills. The Derby Dolls baseball tee I picked up at the first event. An assortment of one of a kind JRV Design Tee Shirt (JRVdesign.com), Empty Tees (EmptyIndustries.com), and a Neovolt Tee shirt with a multi colored naked chick on it. I do love multicolored chicks, they seduce my inner sci-fi geek. Good year for tee shirts.
White Trash Margarita
64 oz double big gulp cup of Citrus blend water with lemon flavor button depressed.
Heavy pour of Herradura Silver.
Slow stir and the carbonation should do the mixing for you.
Take big neon colored straw.
Drink hard.
WHAT TO DO NOW?