A story of one night at the buss stop and why L.A. Metro can be the worst thing to ride in the world. But we might be drama queens.
Sucker For the Screen
No one will ever know what really took place on the corner of Pico and Main, except those present. The rest of the population can only gleam facts from the media machine. Fact, Lindsay Lohan was arrested for suspicion of DUI, possession of illegal substance, transporting narcotics into a custody facility, and driving under a suspended license. …Keep Reading
Queen of Daggers
Hollow Tree Lane at first glance appears to be a common road. Not unlike the many roads that litter the landscape in this town of Beans. To the hip, a common road is the correct assumption, but for the hep, an entirely different assumption leads to the truth. When the sun falls into the horizon, you can walk down the right stairwell and find a door marketed with a Queen of Harts.
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Adventures in Meatspace
In a letter to the readers of American NonFiction, Wesley waxes about his procrastination and how he hopes to be better.
I <3 FireFox
(Sung to the tune of Cracklin’ Rose)
FireFox you get on board
We gonna search
till there ain’t no info left
Browsing it slow
and Fox don’t ya know
having a time with a poor man’s browser
Getting an Act Together
In a letter to the readers of American NonFiction. Wesley gives an update about what is going on behind the scenes of your favorite Binary Zine.
Banking Extortion
Extortion (n) Illegal use of one’s official position or powers to obtain property, funds, or patronage.
“So, this check has your institutions name on it?”
“Yes”
“And the check has my name on it?”
“Yes.”
“So you can give me my money?”
“Well yes, if you were to open an account, but there is a 5 dollar fee for non-customers.”
“Why?”
“Well Wells Fargo wants to increase our client base.”
“That’s extorsion.”
“Well no, Sir, I would not call it that.”
“Really, what is your definition of extortion?”
“Forcing someone to do something against their will.”
“That is not the definition of Extortion.”
“Well, you asked for my definition.”
“Is English your first language?”
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More than Meets the Eye?
“It’s like they took a magnetic poetry, of movie elements, threw the peices at a refrigerator and made a piece of shit out of the words that stuck. ” Patron leaving the theater.
Summer is here again, and with the return of the sun, comes the return of the summer blockbuster. Summer blockbusters differ from other movies, as they are released with maximum marketing exposure in mind, I.E. lenticular Slurpie cups, action figures, and anything else they can slap a logo on and sell for mass consumption. You want a plot, summer blockbusters don’t need no stinking plot. … Keep Reading
Quick…
…like the time between your bf and when he rolls off.
Hey All,
I am super busy today, and I wanted to drop a note just to let you know that I will be updating later today. The last couple days have been a whirlwind for the site. Each 24 hour incriminate doubles the day before and that is much praise. I have nothing but love right now for the world and the universe beyond that…. …Keep Reading
Metaphorically Speaking
Independence day in the year 2007 has come, gone, and left American NonFiction for the free people. That’s the start and last night my slumber was invaded by dreams, I have a hard time recalling. I slept for 10 hours after a vigorous start to the new online life and my active brain was far too busy for my tired mortal coil. …Continued
