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  • 02.Jul
  • DIY: How To Build a Relgion Part One
  • Idol hand are the devil’s playground. Idol time to waste away on the pure nothingness life can present. Worse than any drug, procrastination is the evilest aliment of an American. Far too many of us get by on our fat behinds, faces stuffed full of snack foods. The glow of the new age nanny sooths our sedated minds into the lull of her eternal sleep.

    Yet, there is hope and we can do many things with our time, as opposed to rigors of daily life. In the following DIY articles we shall explore many fun things we can do with the spare time on our hands. One of the first things to come to mind is starting our own religion. There are many groups who have started their own religion, The Church of the SubGenius, Discordians, or even Reverend Billy and the Church of Stop Shopping.

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  • 25.Jun
  • Americans You Should Know: George Carlin
  • What can I say about Geroge Carlin that the internet has not already said. A good portion of us grew up to a Carlin generation. With over 40 years in the spotlight, Carlin was a stanch comedic complainer. Most of us know Carlin better than our own uncles. A grand daddy of comic rebellion, he ranted and rallied against social norms. He held a great mind to ponder questions of life, like “If a fire fighter fights fire, and a crime fighter fights crime, than what dose a freedom fighter fight?

    George Carlin had a love for words, which often was the basis for his stage act. Our perception of words, his perception of words, the MAN’s perception of words. He explored the double speak of 1984 applied in the nonfictional world. He discovered odd bits of trivia like titles grow longer and therapeutic with age, “Shell Shock” becomes “Post traumatic stress syndrome”. He used his freedom of speech to push the limits and usher in change.

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  • 24.Jun
  • American Moives You Should See: War, Inc.
  • When War, Inc. ended, I walked out of the theater and let the movie settle into my brain. I was uncertain about what I had just seen on the screen. I could pick out the trees, but the forest was obscured from my view. There are many elements to War, Inc. stuffed into a 2 hour short movie. I found, I looked at my watch to make sure I had more time to watch. John Cusack has written and produced a movie right up my ally. My only surprise is the King of Pop-Culture did not tell me about it.

    War, Inc. centers around Brand Hauser, a Corporate hitman (Cusack) who is hired by Tamerlane, a private corporation headed by a Cheney-esk ex-vice-president (Dan Aykroyd). Tamerlane has taken over Turaqistan, a small middle eastern country, in the first war to be entirely outsourced. They need Hauser to kill off Turaqistan’s Oil Minister, Omar Sherif, who planed to build a pipeline independent of the corporation. Hauser’s cover is Chair of a Tamerlane Trade Mission. Together with his assistant/ contact (Joan Cusack), Hauser has to throw a trade show with a grand finally wedding of the G’ed out son of the Emerit to Turaqistan pop star Yonica Babyyeah (Hilary Duff). Things get complicated with the meddling of freelance journalist Natalie Hegalhuzen (Marisa Tomei).

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  • 20.Jun
  • Saved Admission With Steve Sigl
  • The Strangers: a film

    We had arrived in Heathrow Airport and I was too embarrassed, too exhausted to ask: “where is Heathrow?” The night before, I told Neil Strauss, who called on behalf of Rolling Stone, I didn’t feel any hostility towards The Strangers; though I still had no intention of seeing the film. I prefer the idea of the people with masks that you see in the commercials, who invade your house and stick around to have a chat about how we’re going to divide the phone-bill. Or we push it further: The Strangers –the reality show; where after the home invading ghosts vote the homeowner out of their own house. Things get really interesting as we see what alliances are forged, and what acts of betrayal. Until one ghost is left to haunt the uninhabited house. And of course I will play a CD of Tom Waits Mule Variations repeatedly inside the house, the whole time it is being haunted. Let this be a warning to you!

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  • 04.Jul
  • Happy 4th Of July
  • If you’re new here, you may want to subscribe to my RSS feed. Thanks for visiting!I wish you a happy Forth of July. I hope all is well, and we remember fondly the founding of this great country. Enjoy the festivities and I hope there is a good fireworks show or two in [...]

  • 01.Jul
  • Scilenced…
  • by the workings of a tired old laptop. A five year old motherboard, past her prime. Ready to go softly into the long dark night of a giving tree bliss. I have beat her keys and laid the havoc of my wreckless life upon her bulky shell. I got her used as a donation to the cause. An underground relic from college years gone bye.

  • 27.Jun
  • About (unabridged)
  • What is American Nonfiction? To find the answer, there are a number of questions to consider. What is an American? and what is NonFiction? In our search for the answer to the twin questions, we shall find the answers to the trinity. In many ways, American Nonfiction is a quest to find the many answers and explore each possible outcome. As my life has been a search for truth.

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  • 23.Jun
  • Scenes from the Hollyweird Cafe No. 2
  • The night shift comes in waves and, like a good surfer, a waiter better know how to roll with the flow. The first rush comes in the form of a late supper, around 8pm families and traveling tourist make a tradition out of their meals . The second wave comes with A-listers and people of note, who come in at midnight, before the drunken hordes can bother them with slurred question of their celluloid past. The third wave hits at last call, 2 am the drunken hordes swamp through the doors and shovel food into their beaming red faces. Then the joint empties out, most of us clean up and go home. Which was how Sticks found the place.

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  • 17.Jun
  • Crazy Rockin’ Ron’s Earwax Emprioum
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  • 02.Jun
  • Hatter and Me
  • The horn, of the phonograph, played the sound of a piano and Billy Joel’s distinctive voice. The Hatter looked to the casual observer to be into the music, but the truth is that the same chemical that keeps his top hat stiff is destroying his mind. His whole body shakes, from the tip of his top hat, to the bottom of his boots. He tries to hide his symptoms by setting the table for tea, but his fingers shake the saucers, and cause the teacups to clatter upon the tabletop.

  • 08.May
  • MeanWhile… Issue 6
  • “High a top the City’s skyline”

  • 24.Apr
  • Private Dick: CSI
  • Coffee shops are a gathering place for the well to do public. Couples meet, and singles mingle in a self-indulgent caffeine splendor. Coffee shops pop up on every street corner, but in the city, corners are not equally safe. Even on a sunlit coffee shop patio, Paul and Linda are not as safe as they seem. They look the picture of a classic American propaganda poster couple. Hand and hand, they grasp two cups of java joy and find an empty table. Their love of the coffee beans and major brand retailers bring them out to the mall square, and all seem right with the world.
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    “Choose.” Karen said, as she placed a small wooden box and a photograph down in the center of our brand new coffee table.

    Her gaze affixed to mine and I was in awe of it’s intensity. I could not look away, though I wanted desperately to. Staring into my beloved’s eyes and seeing the hurt and bitter disappointment that lived in them, and understanding that I put it there was the last thing I wanted to do. I didn’t need to look down to know what one of the options was for my consideration, the one causing the majority of that pain. A small and simple wooden box that should be tucked safe inside an old shoebox at the bottom of my closet, beneath a pile of folded sweaters waiting for the chilly winter weather to return.

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